Scouser in Gay Paree

How would you like to be
A Scouser in Gay Paree
Walking along on the banks of the Seine
Winning the European Cup once again

We'll go up the Eiffel Tower
And stay up there half an hour,
'Cos we won't be too late
When we celebrate,
We're the Scousers in Gay Paree

We'll visit the Follies Bergere
They like to see Scousers there
The woman are lovely
With skin like a peach
But they'll never move it like Kenny Dalglish

How would you like to be
A Scouser in Gay Paree
Walking along on the banks of the Seine
Winning the European Cup once again